kitchenwitches2-3.txt

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kitchenwitches2-3.txt
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Flash cards for memorizing the lines of Stephen Biddle in the play Kitchen Witches by Caroline Smith, Act 2 Scene 3
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  1. Opening of Scene
    Ladies and gentlemen! Your Community Service Station, Cable Access Four, is pleased to present the number one cooking show on the community dial... The Kitchen Witches!
  2. ISOBEL: But you know the famous saying - the show must go on - right, Stephen?
    Right you are, Isobel! Today's show is sponsored by the Stirling Creamery and Frank's Café and Service Station - Eat Lunch and Get Gas.
  3. DOLLY: Oh, by the way - is this your knife? It's the one I just pulled from my back!
    Ma...
  4. DOLLY: And you! I expected as much from her, Stephen, but I never expected that you would turn against your own mother! Your real mother!
    Ma, if you'd just be quiet and listen for one minute...
  5. DOLLY: Oh, it's "Stephen and I" all of a sudden! Well, isn't that enough to make you hurl...
    Cue music!
  6. DOLLY: Oh, it's "Stephen and I" all of a sudden! Well, isn't that enough to make you hurl...
    STEPHEN: Cue music.
    • ALL:
    • For she's a jolly good Dolly,
    • For she's a jolly good Dolly,
    • For she's a jolly good Dolly,
    • That nobody can deny!
  7. DOLLY: My! I don't know what to say!
    ISOBEL: Surprised?
    It was Isobel's idea, Ma.
  8. STEPHEN: It was Isobel's idea, Ma.
    DOLLY: Her idea?
    Yeah. She wanted to give you a big welcome back!
  9. ISOBEL: But you know, since it's a Biddle family heirloom, maybe it's time that I pass it - pardon the pun - to the next generation. Here, dear. Wear it in good health.
    Gee... thanks.
  10. DOLLY: Stephen? Come and join us! You can be today's celebrity judge!
    You two go ahead - I have plans to eat after the show.
  11. STEPHEN: You two go ahead - I have plans to eat after the show.
    ISOBEL: You have a lunch date?
    No! Well... maybe.
  12. STEPHEN: No! Well... maybe.
    DOLLY: How exciting! With who?
    Oh, no-one you know.
  13. STEPHEN: Oh, no-one you know.
    ISOBEL: Who has he had time to meet?
    DOLLY: That nice nurse from the hospital?
    No.
  14. DOLLY: That nice nurse from the hospital?
    STEPHEN: No.
    DOLLY: That check-out girl at the Super-Save?
    Who?
  15. DOLLY: That check-out girl at the Super-Save?
    STEPHEN: Who?
    ISOBEL: Jane from Berthoud!
    No! ...no, it's not... okay, yes, it is.
  16. DOLLY: Isn't that wonderful! Where are you taking her? Oh, I know... La Maison de Beouf...
    • ALL: Where you never get a bum steer!
    • STEPHEN: No, no. I'm going over to her place. She's cooking.
  17. ALL: Where you never get a bum steer!
    STEPHEN: No, no. I'm going over to her place. She's cooking.
    ISOBEL: What's she making?
    Well, I think she's going to...
  18. STEPHEN: Well, I think she's going to...
    DOLLY: You'll have to bring her flowers...
    Okay...
  19. STEPHEN: Okay...
    ISOBEL: And wear just a hint of cologne...
    I will...
  20. DOLLY: Isobel - just think. If things work out, in a little while, we'll be planning our first grandchild!
    Ma...
  21. DOLLY: We can get those cute "I'm a Grandma" t-shirts...
    Ma...
  22. [Isobel and Dolly arguing over each other at end of show.]
    Isobel... Dolly... MA'S!!!
  23. STEPHEN: Isobel... Dolly... MA'S!!!
    BOTH: What?!?!
    Time to say goodbye!
  24. DOLLY: ...where we'll do something a little more substantial than rabbit food... [they start to argue]
    Well, that's about all we have time for today, folks. On behalf of our sponsors and your Community Service Station, Cable Access Four, this is Stephen Biddle, asking you to tune in next week, same Witch-time, same Witch-station... [pause to listen to argument] Jane, I may be a little late.

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