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Bad Guys finishes, light go down and gang walk to steps to office
- Come on you dummies
- get up here…
- I can't believe my eyes?
- Get these jelly legs movin’ in this direction You bunch of peanut brains
- Snake Eyes quit playin with that dice,
- Knuckles quit crackin those knuckles
Snake Eyes/Knuckles: Sorry Boss
- I swear
- I’m surrounded by a a bunch of nervous wrecks!Let’s start at the beginning.
- We are being outsmarted by that
- meddlin minx Madison May
- and her harpy Hot Broads …
Gang: Right boss
And we have to get right back on top…
Gang: OK boss right back on top
- We’re gonna kick those
- cheesy chicks
- right into line
Gang: You bet boss..
We can do it
Leave it to us boss
- (in forgiving tones)
- Sure we’ve been a little slow
- offa the mark,
- but when it comes to the crunch,
- dumb dames we aint!
Gang: No boss!
Dumb dames we aint!
(but not too convincingly)
- (moving down stage)Now I’m going to tell you knuckleheads
- where we are going wrong..
- Luigi stand against the wall
Luigi; Who me Boss?
Are you Shake Down Luigi?
Luigi: Sure am Boss
- The same Shake Down Luigi
- who used to be
- Harvey Spleendecker
- before’s I gave you the name
- Shake Down Luigi?
Luigi; Yes the same Boss
- Well stand against the wall
- porridge brain…
- Ritzy hand me that gun
Luigi: Have I done something wrong BOSS?
Talk to me Boss,
tell me boss
- You didn’t do nothing Luigi
- nothing at all….
- this is a scientific experimentation
- (HE FIRES THE GUN Luigi ducks)See what I mean …missed …
- OK Luigi you can sit down now.
- See even a dumb bum like Luigi is too quick for us….
- This is the root of our trouble…we are behind the times in respect of
I don’t get it boss, we don’t get it
- we are never gonna get on top
- with this kinda
- It’s defunct…absolute..It's old fashioned…
- In short ..we gottta get ourselves the weapon
- that the Hot Broads are packing
Black out on stunned faces bums exit
Fat Sam goes down stairs as
Lights up on scene stage left and Shady slides in
Shady: Hello Sam
Start gabbin Shady
Shady; I located the guns
Spill beans Shady spill
Shady: You know the Hoo Flung Dung Laundry
- Would that be in China town?
Shady: Sure!! It’s in China Town(he
looks at FS as tho’ he is dumb) on East 14th 2nd floor
- Thanks Shady
- I’ll see you OK.
- (Shady moves to SL)
- Good this is excellent news
- I’ll be sending the boys in to collect them.
- (Fat Sam exits)