RHS-I

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RHS-I
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2012-09-09 19:55:56
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Brad's lines from the Rocky Horror Show, not including songs. Act I.
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  1. JANET: Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful - didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful - I can't believe it - just an hour ago she was plain Betty Munroe and now she's Mrs. Ralf Hapshatt.
    Yes, Janet - Ralf's a lucky guy.
  2. BRAD: Yes, Janet - Ralf's a lucky guy.
    JANET: Yes.
    Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.
  3. BRAD: Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.
    JANET: Yes.
    And Ralf himself will be in line for promotion in a year or two.
  4. BRAD: And Ralf himself will be in line for promotion in a year or two.
    JANET: Yes, Brad.
    Hey, Janet [start of song]
  5. [Car rolls out onto the stage.]
    Hmmm...
  6. [Car rolls out onto the stage.]
    BRAD: Hmmm...
    JANET: What's the matter, Brad darling?
    I think we took a wrong fork a few miles back there. We'd better go on ahead up the road and see if we can find our way back. [Blowout] Oh darn! Janet.
  7. JANET: What was that bang?
    We seem to have a blow-out in the front left-hand tire.
  8. BRAD: We seem to have a blow-out in the front left-hand tire.
    JANET: Oh...
    You'd better stay here and keep warm while I go for help.
  9. BRAD: You'd better stay here and keep warm while I go for help.
    JANET: But where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere?
    Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use.
  10. BRAD: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use.
    JANET: I'm coming with you.
    There's no point in both of us getting wet.
  11. BRAD: There's no point in both of us getting wet.
    JANET: I'm coming with you. Besides, darling, the owner of the phone may be a beautiful woman, and you may never come back.
    [Cheesy laugh.]
  12. [Door appears, Janet screams]
    It's all right, Janet.
  13. BRAD: It's all right, Janet.
    JANET: Oh Brad let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.
    Just a moment, Janet. They may have a telephone.
  14. BRAD: Just a moment, Janet. They may have a telephone. [knock on door]
    RIFF RAFF: Hello.
    Oh. Uh. Ahh. Hi there, we're in a bit of a spot, I wonder could you help us - our car is broken down about two miles back - do you have a telephone we might use...?
  15. RIFF RAFF: You're wet.
    JANET: Yes - the rain has been very heavy.
    Yes.
  16. RIFF RAFF: Wait here... [exits]
    Excuse me!
  17. JANET: Oh Brad what soft of place is this - I'm frightened?
    It's probably some sort of hunting lodge for rich weirdos - but you're shivering.
  18. BRAD: It's probably some sort of hunting lodge for rich weirdos - but you're shivering.
    JANET: Yes I'm wet.
    Look feel this - there's hot air coming from this grille in the wall - take off your sweater and dry it here. I'll keep a look out for the undertaker.
  19. BRAD: Look feel this - there's hot air coming from this grille in the wall - take off your sweater and dry it here. I'll keep a look out for the undertaker.
    JANET: Oh! 
    For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself Janet. I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. Here dry my coat too.
  20. BRAD: For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself Janet. I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. Here dry my coat too.
    [Group enters, Janet screams.]
    It's alright, Janet. Excuse me, hi, look if I could just use your phone, we'll move right along - I'm sure you've got a lot of things to do and hav ea great evening planned.
  21. RIFF RAFF: The master only wanted to help the boy better his position.
    That's very commendable...
  22. JANET: Say something brad.
    Ah... say, do you guys know how to Madison? Janet - out, out, step touch, step touch.
  23. JANET: Brad, let's get out of here, it seems so unhealthy here - I want to go.
    Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
  24. BRAD: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
    JANET: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.
    They're probably foreigners with ways different to our own, they may do some more folk dancing.
  25. BRAD: They're probably foreigners with ways different to our own, they may do some more folk dancing.
    JANET: Look I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared.
    I'm here, Janet, there's nothing to worry about.
  26. [Sweet Transvestite ends.]
    It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be all right, we'll just play along for now - and we'll pull out the aces when the time is right.
  27. JANET: This is no time for card tricks, Brad, are you sure we'll be alright?
    MAGENTA: No bags.
    I'm sure, Janet. [To group.] Uh, hi there. I'm Brad Majors, and this is Janet Weiss - my fiancée. You are...
  28. MAGENTA: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. A lot of people would give their right arm for the privalege.
    People like you, maybe.
  29. FRANK: Unlock a mind - unmind a lock - its the same as the beginning of the end - do you follow?
    JANET: No.
    Its an anagram, Janet.
  30. FRANK: I wonder, may I offer you something refreshing?
    [With JANET] No.
  31. FRANK: No. You're right, I won't - how delightful to have fresh faces around. Magenta - Columbia - go and assist Riff Raff - I will entertain... ahh...
    Brad Majors.
  32. BRAD: Brad Majors.
    FRANK: Brad Majors.
    And this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.
  33. FRANK: Weiss (mispronounced)
    BRAD: Weiss.
  34. FRANK: ... We don't often receive visitors here, let alone show them hospitality...
    Hospitality! All we wanted was to use your phone, a reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore.
  35. JANET: Don't be ungrateful, Brad.
    Ungrateful!
  36. JANET: Tell me, Brad, do you have any tattoos?
    Certainly not.

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