- Gland- pineal gland
- Target- nervous system
- Action- inhibits reproductive function, protects against damage by free radicals, sets ciradian rhythems
**melanie PINEs (gland-pineal) for dan a lot. She really likes him, but he makes her feel really NERVOUS (targets nervous system), which makes her so nervous that she snorts, which severely inhibits her reproductive function.
However, since she isn't getting any, she has set ciradian rhythems
because she goes to bed at the same time every night at 8pm, which protects her against free radicals
who just got out of jail for waving peace signs in front of cars during rush hour traffic and caused a major pile-up on I-93.