Mater of the House

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  1. Welcome, M'sieur Sit yourself down
    And meet the best Innkeeper in town

    As for the rest All of 'em crooks
    Rooking their guests And cooking the books

    Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be
    • Master of the house Doling out the charm
    • Ready with a handshake And an open palm
    • Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir
    • Customers appreciate a bon-viveur

    • Glad to do a friend a favor
    • Doesn't cost me to be nice
    • But nothing gets you nothing
    • Everything has got a little price!
  2. Master of the house keeper of the zoo
    Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight

    Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases
    Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
    • Thenardier & Drinkers:
    • Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone
  3. Thenardier:
    But lock up your valises
    Jesus!
    Won't I skin you to the bone!
    • Lay down your load
    • Unlace your boots
    • And rest from the road
    • This weighs a ton
    • Travel's a curse
    • But here we strive
    • To lighten your purse
  4. Here the goose is cooked
    Here the fat is fried
    And nothing's overlooked
    Till I'm satisfied
    • Food beyond compare
    • Food beyond belief
    • Mix it in a mincer
    • And pretend it's beef
    • Kidney of a horse
    • Liver of a cat
    • Filling up the sausages
    • With this and that
  5. Residents are more than welcome
    Bridal suite is occupied
    Reasonable charges
    Plus some little extras on the side!
    • Charge 'em for the lice
    • Extra for the mice
    • Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
    • Here a little slice,there a little cut
    • Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
  6. When it comes to fixing prices
    There are a lots of tricks he knows
    How it all increases
    All those bits and pieces
    Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
    • Thenardier & Chorus:
    • Master of the house
    • Quick to catch yer eye
    • Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor
    • Butler to the great
    • Comforter, philosopher,
    • And lifelong mate!
    • Everybody's boon companion
    • Gives 'em everything he's got
  7. Dirty bunch of geezers
    Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
    Mme. Thenardier: I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher' - and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted Living with this bastard in the house!
  8. Thenardier & Drinkers:
    Master of the house!
    • Mme. Thenardier:
    • Master and a half!
  9. Thenardier & Drinkers:
    Comforter, philosopher
    • Mme. Thenardier:
    • Don't make me laugh!
  10. Thenardier & Drinkers:
    Servant to the poor
    Butler to the great
    • Mme. Thenardier:
    • Hypocrite and toady
    • And inebriate!
  11. Thenardier & Drinkers:
    Everybody bless the landlord!
    Everybody bless his spouse!

    Thenardier:
    Everybody raise a glass!
    • Mme. Thenardier:
    • Raise it up the master's ass!
  12. All:
    Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!

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