General Insults

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    Your family tree is a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick.
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    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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    If you were twice as smart you'd still be stupid.
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    We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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    IF you really wanted to know about mistakes you should ask your parents.
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    Do you realize that people just tolerate you?
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    You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
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    Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.
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    If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich.
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    If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.
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    I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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    You're one of those people who will be enormously improved by death.
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    Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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    You look like a before picture.
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    Why play so hard to get you you're already so hard to want.
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    You coffin dodging oxygen thief.
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    You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.
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    What doesn't kill you...disappoints me.
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    I treasure the time I don't spend with you.
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    You're like the top piece of bread.  Everybody touches you but nobody wants you.
  21. 21
    What is it with you and failure?
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    The only thing your mother ever wants for Christmas is a folded flag.
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    God wasted an asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
  24. 24
    Jesus thinks your a dumbass.
  25. 25
    Those aren't acne scars, those are marks from the hanger.
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    You're kind of like Rapunzel except instead of letting your hair down you let down everyone in your life.
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    I'll plant a mango tree in your mother's cunt and fuck your sister in its shade.
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    I wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.
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    You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants.
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    You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea.
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    You have the intelligence of a stillborn fetus.
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    Do us all a favor and please shut that gaping tarter encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss filled cyst in the colon of society.
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    If you two don't shut the fuck up right now, I'm going to stick my foot up both your asses and wear you around like a couple of autistic flip flops.
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    You make me believe in reincarnation because no one could become that stupid in one lifetime.
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    You're more fucked up than a left-handed football bat.
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    You're worse than a bathtub full of abortions.
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    You idiots look like a pack of monkeys trying to fuck a bucket.
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    If I was doing any better I would be shittin' kittens.
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    When you run it looks like two penguins fucking!
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    I can't drink fast enough to stay married to you?
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    You are the ugliest lesbian I ever met.
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General Insults
2018-04-07 00:07:36
General Insults
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